"No More DINK?!" My Wife Wants a Baby & Husband Panics [Sub]

Is this a bombshell announcement?

Is it serious?

Is Oppa getting a divorce?

Yes! Thank you~

This is amazing.

I really can't leave Korea now.

So Oppa, Olha has something to confess.

All of a sudden?

My throat is parched.

It's not easy.

But living with Oppa isn't easy either.

Since the woman is the one giving birth.

Hey, why? I'm the one with the sperm.

You can't have a baby alone, Olha.

It's not like I can just get sperm from somewhere else.

Wear a chastity belt.

It's August, Oppa.

It's so hot.

It's freaking hot.

Should we take a summer break?

Should we take a break from YouTube?

- No, Oppa. - Just for a month?

No breaks. We have to work hard.

I don't think I can do it. It's too hot.

You can just edit at home with the AC on.

You have to make it work, Oppa.

You have to keep your promise.

You have to do it no matter what.

Are we not filming today?

Olha has something to say.

(Did I do something wrong?)

Let's talk inside. It's too hot now.

I'm curious!

(Brain working at full capacity)

Is it important?

Yeah.

Is it a bombshell?

Yeah.

Is it serious?

It's serious.

Is it a big deal?

Is Oppa getting a divorce?

Pretty much?

It's that serious.

That serious?

Oh~ Oppa, they're giving out iced water here.

They're giving out water for free.

It's up there.

This is the best.

Thank you~

You're working so hard in this heat~

This is amazing.

I really can't leave Korea now.

(She never planned on leaving anyway)

It's ice water. They're so thoughtful.

How serious is this talk going to be

that you're stalling like this?

What kind of bombshell is it?

It's serious, Oppa.

Serious?

- Have a drink before you hear it. - Do I need soju?

Maybe not soju, but makgeolli?

I'll be on the edge of my seat.

This is an unmanned cafe.

It must be cheap then?

That's why we're here, Oppa.

Since Olha bought lunch,

I thought Oppa would buy coffee.

It's okay, Oppa bought me a car.

I should buy about 50,000 coffees.

And you can just take these.

But nobody just takes them.

Of course they don't.

This is Korea.

Should I take one?

(Old habit?)

Oh, there's a camera.

So, what do you want to talk about?

It's really hot right now.

YouTube life isn't easy.

Shouldn't we take a break?

No.

Let's rest for a month for 10k subs.

Summer vacation.

We don't have things like that.

So Oppa, Olha has something to confess.

Did you get into trouble?

I did.

Olha crashed the car.

Well, it wasn't really Olha who hit it.

The car just went into the wall...

I pressed auto-park and it hit.

But the responsibility is always

on the person driving.

Olha should've slammed the brakes!

Why didn't I step on the brakes?

But it's something else.

About a year ago, around August,

"Why we're becoming a DINK couple"

we filmed something like that.

It's been over a year now.

Olha changed her mind.

(??????????????????????)

I think having a child wouldn't be bad.

You want to have a baby?

All of a sudden?

It's not sudden.

I've thought about it a lot.

(Lost in thought)

As for why I'm thinking that way...

First of all,

there will be many hardships,

but the happiness we can gain

won't be small either.

Right now,

there are pros and cons,

but the pros seem bigger to Olha.

That's right.

My throat is getting dry.

If a baby is born, right?

They'll speak two languages right away.

No need to send them to expensive academies.

Since Olha can teach English too.

And Olha looked into it.

Prenatal checkups are free at clinics now.

To see if there are issues having a baby.

We don't have a baby just because it's free.

But they give a lot of support these days.

I know they give a lot of support.

There's parental leave pay,

and child allowances too.

It costs about 200 million won to raise one.

(200 million won???)

Olha has about half of that.

You have that kind of money?

First, I've lived with Oppa for 5 years,

we get along well,

we don't fight,

and we live considerately.

I want a child to grow up in this environment.

That's what I'm thinking.

I'm actually getting convinced?

There are many difficult parts realistically.

Right!

If we raise them in Korea,

Olha and I have to do it alone,

since my parents aren't around,

and it'll be hard for your mom to come.

There are various issues.

But while living...

Nothing comes easy in life.

Even to poop, you have to push hard.

There are many hardships, but...

...think of the happiness we can gain.

Every holiday will have more meaning.

Like setting up a Christmas tree.

We can do that even without a baby.

It's more fun when there's a baby.

And since we look different,

I'm curious to see what a baby resembling us would look like.

Aren't you curious too?

If we ask ChatGPT to make one...

That's not the real thing.

Olha, are you trying to use the power of YouTube to persuade me?

To persuade me?

No.

That's not a good way.

It's something we should decide together.

Oppa, you're getting old.

It's okay, I'm not that old.

If we have one now, you'll have to work for 30 more years.

But I might not be around in 30 years.

Olha, you'd have to raise the kids without me.

It's okay.

(Why is it okay?)

And also...

(Think, my brain!)

We won't be able to travel.

For at least 10 years until they grow up?

Well, we can easily go to Japan.

Since it's close.

It'll be hard for the baby.

They need to get used to it early on.

We have to raise them to be tough.

I'm telling you, it's not easy!

It's not easy.

But living with Oppa isn't easy either.

We'll probably fight every day.

We won't fight.

We don't now, but we will with a baby.

I heard from people at work...

...that they fight way more after a baby is born.

"You didn't do this."

"You didn't do that."

It's okay.

"Why aren't you watching the baby?"

"Did you change the diaper?"

"When are you cleaning the poop?"

"When did you feed them?"

- It's okay once they turn one. - It's 10 years! 10 years!

Why 10 years?

You have to take care of them until they start elementary school.

We can just send them to my mom every summer.

Mom would love it.

That's just what you think, Olha.

So we send them every summer,

and we get a 3-month break.

That's how I grew up.

My mom sent me to Grandma's every time.

I lived like a nature girl.

Picking and eating peaches,

and eating bugs too?

Exactly.

Even catching snakes.

For now, there are no financial issues.

I have some savings,

and there are government vouchers too.

We have to pay off the loan with that.

Do you know how much our loan is?

It's a lot, so much~

Right, we have to pay that back.

But Olha plans to keep working,

and I'll work too, but not for 30 years.

Do it for 15 years.

Even if I do 15 years, how old will I be?

If we have a baby,

Oppa can go to the playground with them,

and then Oppa will feel younger too.

It's not about being young, my energy...

(Already exhausted)

You play games even now, Oppa.

I won't be able to play games anymore.

No, you can play together.

You can't play together until they're 5.

There are really so many things to give up.

True, there are many.

Can you give them up?

I can do it.

You shouldn't be so confident about that.

I've seen my friends,

and I know how hard it is.

Waking up at night,

and having no free time.

But they're still cute.

Is cuteness the only thing?

I know they're cute too.

Then just go steal a baby from somewhere.

Olha, but we brought Rich home

on the condition of not raising a baby.

No, there was no such thing.

Do you have a contract or something?

Since we didn't sign a contract,

are you trying to get away with it?

I just wanted to raise a dog,

so that's why we got one.

Did you record it?

Then will Olha change all the diapers?

For the rest of your life?

Why for the rest of my life?

Only until they're 3. Why forever?

But the kid might not be potty trained.

No, there's no such kid.

Oppa, you probably didn't have diapers when you were little.

I had diapers too!

I didn't have them though?

Then would I have just peed on the floor?

It's cloth, not paper.

You probably used cloth like this~

My mom would've done it, not me.

The world has improved a lot lately.

Is there a diaper-changing machine?

No.

The government even sends helpers.

We can get benefits.

Anyway, like this...

it's not a problem to decide easily.

It needs some thought.

I'm someone who has never thought

about having a baby in my entire life.

I even told my dad a long time ago,

before I got married...

"Is it okay if I end the family line?"

I even said something like that.

My dad told me to do as I please.

Anyway, it's not something to take so lightly.

I'm not taking it lightly.

Olha already crunched the numbers.

Well, I haven't done the math yet!

We'll have to struggle for about 2 years,

but I think it's at least 20 years.

Why 20 years?

Well, until the kid goes to high school

and even university...

of course we have to take care of them.

Why do we have to?

They can go to school on their own,

and make their own meals.

Please leave some comments.

To our subscribers...

Do they really grow up on their own until they're 20?

Many friends still live with their parents.

We just shouldn't do that.

If the kid can't get a job...

...and can't do anything.

Would you still tell them to leave?

Right, they can work at a convenience store.

I'd make them move out.

I've lived on my own since I was 20.

It's fine if it's a boy, but...

What if we have a daughter?

What would you do then?

If she's pretty, there won't be a problem.

There's no guarantee she'll be pretty.

Then we can just pay for plastic surgery.

If our daughter does well,

we'll live well too.

She might not do anything for us.

So, what I think is...

Oppa, before it gets any later...

It's already late.

Oppa, you're already old, so it's late.

Whoa~ I'm breaking a sweat~

Men have no say in these matters.

Why not?

Because the woman gives birth.

But the sperm is with me!?

You can't have a baby alone, Olha.

It's not like you can get it elsewhere.

I'll wear a chastity belt like this.

(Do they sell those on Coupang?)

First, let's get a check-up.

Oppa is healthy.

I'm the king of sperm.

What if it just happens suddenly?

Then really...

(Wow~~~)

Just imagining it seems so exhausting.

If we have one, they'll be cute,

and I'll be a good father.

I'm confident too.

It's just hard to make that decision.

But once you decide,

you just go for it.

We can buy a stroller on Karrot.

Olha is good at using Karrot.

Let's call your sister.

If we call her,

she'll be 100% on Olha's side.

Try calling her.

Then she'll...

What if she says it's okay?

That's just her opinion.

We're the ones who have to decide.

(Calling...)

Hello~

We're filming for YouTube right now,

and I have something to ask you.

Go ahead, ask~

Olha didn't want to have a baby before.

But she says she changed her mind recently.

Oh~ You startled me.

I thought she was already pregnant.

It's fine as long as you two agree.

I have no intention.

Right, Olha wanted one at first,

then thought she didn't need one,

and now her mind changed again?

How strong is that feeling?

It's strong!

Since I'm living well with Oppa,

I feel like we could raise a child well.

And since all my friends are having babies,

they look so cute.

Even now, when I see a baby,

I do have those thoughts.

What's your percentage?

I'm at 0%.

0%? Not even a little?

Yeah.

What's the reason for that?

I'm too old.

For at least 20 to 30 years,

I have to take care of the baby.

Let's say 20 years for now.

Okay, if we say 20 years,

I'll be really old.

If you were both old,

I might think it's not a good idea.

But Olha is young.

You're not an old couple where both are old.

Olha is still young,

and while it's a bit of an issue if the woman is old,

the father being older

isn't that big of a problem, right?

20 years from now,

it might not be a big deal.

You never know what will happen in life,

things might go so well

that you don't even have to work for money.

Then we can have one after winning the lottery, right?

No, that's not it~

Olha, your mind kept changing.

Any chance it'll change again?

No!

(I guess not?)

You never know what might happen.

Life is all about sudden changes.

Honestly, I didn't spend much on the baby.

I don't think it costs that much.

Doesn't the government help a lot now?

Or move to the countryside, Olha.

They say they give you lots of money.

They even give you a house.

- It might even be better. - You can live in the country.

That's a serious concern.

But unless you both agree...

...you can't really have one.

Right, since the sperm is with me.

(Sperm-holding nation)

You know yourself, right?

If you have a child...

...I think you'd be a very dedicated parent.

I think I'd work hard at it too.

From what I see, too.

Right?

I really think you'd raise them well.

Maybe that's why you're more scared.

Of yourself.

I want to live without responsibility now.

Try calling your sister.

She used to...

...tell me to have one no matter what.

But last time, she said don't have one.

Someone with one child...

...and someone with three. Listen to both.

True, true.

Give it a listen.

Okay~

Got it~

Get home safe~

So, your sister agreed too.

It's not that she agreed.

I just want to hear what she says too.

My big sister is definitely on my side.

We'll have to decide someday.

Oppa, you don't have the right to refuse.

Why?!

I'm the one thinking and deciding.

But if Olha asks for it...

...Oppa, you can't say no.

You should go get a vasectomy.

(Really get a vasectomy?)

When Big Sister calls,

let's talk about it again then.

Big Sister probably thinks differently.

No, she doesn't.

First of all, she's on my side.

She's never been on your side before.

Then what if she says okay?

That's just her opinion.

Maybe you should have a baby.

That's what I've been thinking.

Oh~ You want to have a baby?

I'm totally for it.

I knew you'd say that.

If you say you're "half and half,"

I'm not sure which would be better.

It's not a given, but

I still think it's better to have one.

To be honest,

to people who have no intention of

having kids, there's no need to say

"it's good," I think.

Because it feels like I'm forcing it.

But,

if you want a baby

but are hesitant, I'd recommend it.

For your family, I highly recommend it.

I'm already old, what should I do?

That's why just one, not many.

Three kids would be a huge burden,

and considering your age,

let's settle for one~

Even if I pass away early, Olha will raise the kid well.

And after going to Japan together,

I thought it would be nice if you guys had one baby.

I really thought that.

You two get along so well,

but wouldn't we fight every day if we had a baby?

That might happen when you face something new.

But that's also a process of growing.

How can a couple never fight?

You grow to the next level through experience.

That's what I think.

We'll think about it too.

Okay~

Not "we," just Oppa.

Not "we," but "me."

10 years from now,

I feel like we might have nothing to do just by ourselves.

Being with my nephews in Japan

was fun too.

- I'll discuss it with Olha then. - Thank you~

Have a great day~

Sure, sure, okay~

(The result isn't looking good)

We can't reach a conclusion here.

Let's hear what our subscribers think.

Everyone's on my side! 100%

Then, could you all...

...try to persuade him in the comments?

No, no!

Since it's not too late yet,

we should have them quickly,

raise them quickly,

and send them out.

I think that's what we should do.

Send them out where?

For those who have raised kids,

please tell him in the comments

how hard it really is.

Please write about the tough parts!

And about the financial side,

how much it actually costs?

And if you know any ways

to persuade Oppa,

please let us know in the comments.

Can I apply at the community center?

And is there a place that does it well?

You need your wife's permission for that.

Won't the hospital just do it?

Please leave lots of comments

and share your opinions,

and we will

think about it deeply.

What if it takes 5 years to decide?

No, I'll give you a deadline, Olha.

One month!

Thank you for watching until the end,

and see you in the comments~